I"m writing a letter to King George the third of England and I don’t how to start it …so its not dear king .?

December 22, 2011 - 10:07 pm 14 Comments

Its for a project for the brainless people.. I think only 1 person realized that.. and I know hes dead

I don’t think that even the Royal Mail will be able to deliver that letter.He has been dead for a number of years now.

14 Responses to “I"m writing a letter to King George the third of England and I don’t how to start it …so its not dear king .?”

  1. Row B Says:

    just so you know we have a queen currently as our head of state.

    but you could start it dear sir,
    or Dear His Royal Highness
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  2. solara437 Says:

    He won’t get it, he died. Edit….. then you should have said the late King George.
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  3. doodoothrower Says:

    He’s been dead a while, so good luck mailing it to him.
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  4. Dude Says:

    I don’t think that even the Royal Mail will be able to deliver that letter.He has been dead for a number of years now.
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  5. Lacy Says:

    Ummm, don’t you know that they have a Queen ruling right now?
    But anyways, it would be most polite to say :

    Beautiful Queen of England,

    or for George say:

    Good King of Great Britain,

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    Royal Experience

    lol

  6. mcb930 Says:

    I assume this is part of a history assignment… and I believe a proper salutation would be "Your most dignified Majesty" and a proper closing might be "I have honor to remain, Sir, Your Majesty’s most humble and obedient subject".
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  7. Macca Says:

    Well i would say.
    Hello George. Everyone thinks you’re dead because we haven’t seen you down the pub lately.
    By the way George don’t bother about that colony in the Americas, it will only end up about seven hundred billion dollars in debt anyway.
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  8. wise old owl Says:

    He’s dead
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  9. charastorker Says:

    Dear dead scrounger
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  10. Astrotrain Says:

    I would start by addressing him as "the most serene and most potent Prince George the Third, by the grace of God, king of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, defender of the faith, duke of Brunswick and Lunebourg, arch- treasurer and prince elector of the Holy Roman Empire etc".

    This is how His Late Majesty is addressed in the Treaty of Paris (1783) when he was gracious enough to make peace with the rebellious colonies in the North American land mass.
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    http://www.law.ou.edu/ushistory/paris.shtml

  11. execva Says:

    According to an old Office Manual I have the formal opening of a letter addressed to a king is "Sir".

    The envelope is address "His Majesty the King".

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  12. lordreith Says:

    It is not customary to address letters directly to a king; communications are generally addressed to:
    THE PRIVATE SECRETARY TO THE KING
    asking that the subject of the letter may be placed before His Majesty, His Majesty the King, or His Majesty George III, King of England

    Sir:

    (close letter with:
    I have trhe honour to remain,
    Your Majesty’s obedient servant,

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  13. Sola Scriptura Says:

    Macca – ROFLOL: you’ve got my vote! :D

    Seriously, though . . .

    H.R.M. George III:

    Dear Sir,

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  14. I.D.N.S.F.G. Says:

    MACCA I Love your answer it is priceless.

    Please do not be rude to people by calling them brainless. The fact is you left yourself wide open for the funny remarks by not wording your question correctly. They all knew what you meant. they are just having fun with you. It is called the British Sense of Humor.
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