Do you think it’s easy being the King of the Zodiac?

July 13, 2010 - 1:25 pm 12 Comments

Well, it’s not. Leo has a lot of responsibility. If it weren’t for me to keep Aries in check, Aries would take over, and I’m sure I don’t need to tell you how horrible that would be. If you think that’s bad, it gets even worse. Scorpio would easily be able to overthrow Aries, and then the universe would really be doomed. I think everyone should show Leo a little more appreciation.

I worship you.

12 Responses to “Do you think it’s easy being the King of the Zodiac?”

  1. Meg Says:

    I feel for you. It can’t be easy to have your life. Seriously, though, it’s true that it’s a tough job to ever keep an Aries in check. I know this because my mother is one and she is completely out of control sometimes.
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  2. Karen Says:

    yes youre right!

    because if scorpio was the king of the zodiac, i would make you the court jester >:)

    why? because you have good sense of humor lol
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  3. Red Says:

    How do you get to be king, and how can you be king if everyone of your sign is king?
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  4. ☆Adrian☆ Says:

    Yes. All you do is run your mouth, bro. That sounds plenty easy.
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  5. ♂м☯иκєγ ♀ sтяєɠтн♆ Says:

    I thought it was a well known fact the Leo, Aries and Scorpio are all the transgender signs in astrology.
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  6. boowitch Says:

    please! sometimes the king is really a queen in disguise!
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  7. Molly <3 Says:

    ur a b@stard if u dnt no wat that means google it.
    and stop acting like a girl, n*gga u gay?
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  8. XaviarJones Says:

    I figured you were a leo. I’ve been leading, winning everything since I can remember :-) Leos are kings and should be treated accordingly. Leos will continue running the world, like Obama; I guarantee he’s in a limousine, popping Champagne, and eating fine cruisine. Or either he’s on a lear Jet, living luxurious.

    Check out the royal and luxurious life Hilary Clinton and Bill are living. (Leo + Scorpio). He makes like 80 million a year, plus she makes over 60 million.

    P.S. Obama’s not popping champagne :-)
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  9. I Trifle Hoes Says:

    Tell me now, what significance does being "King of the Zodiac" have? Most people would think you were crazy if you went publicly with that. And what does your job actually entitle?
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  10. Prince of the Zodiac Says:

    I worship you.
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  11. El Crispador i rock my world Says:

    yes because anyone can answer questions with verbal diarrhea
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  12. Giselita Says:

    f*ck you! nobody said it was gonna be easy!
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    Aquarius, b*tches!

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