If you found Elvis Presley secretly living in a secluded house in the woods, what would you do?
November 8, 2009 - 1:47 am
He didn’t want you to reveal him and he’s been shut away for the past 27 years. What would you do?
And he explained that he used an Elvis impersonator as a decoy to cover as his dead body in 1977.
I’d give him a banana and peanut butter sandwich. Then I would thank him for all the beautiful music.
November 8th, 2009 at 7:02 am
i think YOU found him in a secluded house in the woods, now you have him in your basement.
and you have no idea what route to take to make your millions….
hmm…
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November 8th, 2009 at 7:25 am
He was living in a nursing home and he fought a mummy!
Didn’t you see the documentary "Bubba Ho-tep"?
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Huh?
November 8th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Probably start bringing him stock of food and supplies so he has something other to eat than Ramen Noodles and Beanie Weenies from the seventies…then slowly become his close woodland friend in hopes that he would one day give me some of his vast fortune, and possibly even include me as a groupie on his comeback tour of 2010.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:15 am
I would want to just chat with him and meet him for a bit, and then I would leave him alone.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:43 am
I would ask him to share some of his stash with me, you know he has the good stuff lol.
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November 8th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Well he would have to be really old 73 give or take so probably tell everyone and get him put in a home for being so crazy.
Or just say sure you are and walk away I haven’t decided yet.
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November 8th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Make sure Lord Lucan is not with him
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November 8th, 2009 at 9:26 am
me personally.. id say look mate.. your worth millions and my family is in dire straights at the moment. why dont you say we come to a deal.. you want your privacy.. i need my mortgage paid off. I sign a contract to say that if i ever tell anyone i can loose everything or something to that effect and you wire 500,000 into my account?? DEAL..
I would also comment on how much weight he has lost and ask for an autograph..
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November 8th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Tie him up to a chair and force him to watch his movies on a loop…
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November 8th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I’d give him a banana and peanut butter sandwich. Then I would thank him for all the beautiful music.
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November 8th, 2009 at 11:24 am
if i saw elvis i think i’d drop dead of a heart attack
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November 8th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Not give a sh*t.
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November 8th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I was born in 1977, if he’s been in seclusion all this time, he might as well stay there. It’s been almost 32 years. I don’t care, just someone tell me Tupac is alive, then I’ll be happy,,,,
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November 8th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
piss on him
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November 8th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Hope I had my camera phone or camera with me, snap dozens of photos and try to get him to gp in with me on a multimillion dollar book deal.
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